46. How To Screw Up a Call

Sales Reps Have One Best Way

How to Screw Up a Call

  1. Piss off the gatekeeper
  2. Talk too soft or too loud
  3. Forget to find out if you got to the right person
  4. Don’t find out if they can’t possibly talk right now
  5. Mumble
  6. Eat while on the phone
  7. Distracting or embarrassing background sounds
  8. Blather on about trivial nonsense like sports or the weather
  9. False ingratiating insincere flattery
  10. Glad-handing and false cheerfulness
  11. Overbearing and won’t stop talking
  12. Using clichés “till the cows come home”
  13. Ego-driven gratuitous use of technobabble
  14. Failure to simplify complex topics
  15. Failure to qualify prospect financially or make payment options available
  1. Gender, age, racial and other insensitivity, stereotyping, and prejudice
  2. No research or preparation for call
  3. Ignorant about product and industry
  4. Clueless about how business works
  5. No sales process to follow, instead wings-it
  6. Easily capitulates to questions allowing prospect to guide conversation
  7. Too cowardly to ask for an decision
  8. Won’t shut the X up when the client gives buying signals
  9. Agrees to “call back tomorrow” while prospect “thinks about it”
  10. The best way to screw up a call is to sound like a telemarketer – reading a script, monotone robotic voice, no prior research, few meaningful questions, answers not sincerely listened to.